ana, 17. i like music and aliens

reading: invisible monsters remix - chuck palahniuk
watching: got + suits
playing: assassins creed III

~

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

citoyenprouvaire:

things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in:

  • suits
  • lacy lingerie
  • eyeliner
Apr 22, 201422,468 notesviaorig©

alphadad:

alphadad:

alphadad:

alphadad:

carry on my memeward son

there’ll be lolz when you are done

lay your weary feels to rest

trololol no more

captainhooker:

datas first emotion is cat

sheisahopelessromantic:

marrymyface:

bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay

bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight

both are assumed to secretly like men

see what i’m getting at?

Ezra Koenig on being pretentious

sickforya:

raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a boy

Apr 22, 201450,905 notesviaorig©

bandslash:

☭ follow for more soft marxism ☭

Apr 21, 201411,741 notesviaorig©
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